I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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