Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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