East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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