went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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