Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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