Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Randomize