I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Say something about gay babies.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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