it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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