i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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