The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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