he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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