I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Randomize
