My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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