I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Randomize
