And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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