You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
True but thats because hes a fetus.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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