dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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