Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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