I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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