p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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