You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Please don't give away my fajitas
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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