I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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