So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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