I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
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