you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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