so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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