if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
cat food counts as protein by the way
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
