how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
