she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I want her autograph on my taint
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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