idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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