So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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