i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Boobs speak an international language.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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