I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Randomize
