Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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