On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Sorry about my life...
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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