maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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