your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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