Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
We’re leaving where are you
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