I need to stop coming to work sober
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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