ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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