I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
we're making bets on your personal life
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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