You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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