Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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