they need to just BURY HIM!
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
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