I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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