Betty ford says i'm here all night
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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