Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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