so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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