I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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