Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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