a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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