Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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