butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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