I wish i was in the wii world.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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