god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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