I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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