so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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