I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
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