Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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