Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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