Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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