my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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